Prom
Yo,
Okay so this year is my senior prom. What sucks is that I have went to the last two proms with my darling boyfriend, and this year he has finals at college the next day :( Okay and y'know its really sad that I wont be able to ride in his truck there and dance and whatever blah blah blah HOWEVER, we are not fully considering the situation. This means, that for the first time since my sophomore year homecoming, I have to get ready with a group of people!!!! Some might say getting ready together is so much fun and the best experience ever and everyone loves it and blah blah blah, I HATE IT SO MUCH. One person is already done getting ready, one hasnt even showered yet, three people want to be in front of the mirror, two are late, one didnt even end up showing up, and everyones hungry because theyre not trying to be bloated. You're rubbing shoulders with everyone for like an hour and a half just to do the other half of your makeup once you get into the car on the way to dinner!!! Okay and do NOT even get me started with all this fucking 'figuring out the groups' shit NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH THREE COUPLES THAT JUST MET EACH OTHER A WEEK AGO!! I don't want them to awkwardly sit in my backseat and try not to touch legs bc its too intimate. Okay well bobby is going with angela and her friends, but bobby wants to go with us, but angela and her friends don't like stacy in our group because that's her ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend from church camp. How about we all meet up for pictures and just have the groups that don't like each other not talk when we're there? We should eat at the cheapest place possible like taco bell and then feel like we're gonna shit our pants the rest of the night because we couldn't spend another 10 bucks to go to olive garden. Oh wait no jason wants to go here but the others in the group want to go to taco bell so maybe we could just split and meet back up?? MAKE IT STOPPPPP!! I never realized the privilege it is to be able to just have one person to coordinate with, one car to drive, one place to go, and to be completely honest we don't even take pictures together at dances because we don't have anyone to take them for us. This is your sign to get a boyfriend for dances, and to not go with a dysfunctional group.